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But First, the fine print. LOL
Thank You for
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"Danny's Daily's"
is an adult joke daily. It runs Tuesday and Friday, and may have occasional Special Issues on the
weekends that will be either editorials, or Inspirationals. The
Daily's goes with your morning Cup of Coffee. Being an
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so) and adult situations. (it's sexy?) It has been known to be
very politically incorrect at times. (who, me?) If one is thin-skinned,
"Danny's Daily's" may not be for you. (well bust my
britches, who is this Danny guy) I make fun of everyone,
including myself. (naw, but if you're alive, you're fair game)
The Daily's, are always funny. I don't use smut. Even so, the
Daily's are rated a heavy "R", due to the cartoons and
my world famous "readers ends." Since I'm a one man
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for everybody, And it doesn't try to be!
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