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Ok now, what is "Danny's
Daily's??"
I think it's by far; the best joke page on
the web today. If not the best, well, It's Pretty
Damned Funny! Jokes; Long; Short; One Liners; The Dumb, the Dumber, and the Just Plain Clueless;
Cartoons; Blonde jokes; Interesting Useless Facts from the
Internet; The Ugly, the Dumb,
and the Just Plain Stupid; are just some of the features
in each page: Also, "The Midi of the Day."
And at the end of every issue, are my
"'World
Famous' Ends!!"
You
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It!
"Danny's
Daily's" publishes Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, at least 3
days a week!!! Occasionally I'll run Weekend Specials as well.
"Danny's Daily's" is now web based! It is optimized for Internet Explorer 4 and up. It also supports Netscape. Check out the main "Dan Daily" for detailed requirements. There are two.
I even Do an Occasional Ladies Edition,
It's Actually a Male Bashing Issue. LOL
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Why
Do I Do It?
Well in my darkest days, (divorce
after 17 years) I decided to stop crying, and start laughing. Guess what?
It worked!
Great Therapy! So now I give to you the same therapy. It's a
labor of Love; from me, to you.
Hey, You Ain't Heavy, You're My Brother!
HOPE YOU LIKE IT GANG!
Remember!!!!
Madness
Takes It's Toll
Please Have Exact Change
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What? You want another joke?
More?! Ok, just one more; this is one of my favorites:
OMG!!!!!
I'll never
forget the first time I took it in my mouth..........
I fiercely tore open its prison walls. I was surprised when it
slid out into my hand, but I quickly adapted to the feel of it in
my hand. I held it gently, careful that it didn't melt under my
touch before I could really enjoy it. I held it to my nose and
inhaled deeply, permanently storing its unique scent in my memory. I gently ran my tongue across the ever-so-subtle ridge before
taking it deeply into my mouth. I took it in my mouth as far as
it would go, it took all of my strength to resist the urge to
swallow it whole. My tongue worked on its sweet shell until I
could finally start to taste its slightly salty filling. The
quickness took me by surprise, and I moaned in approval, even
though I hoped it would have lasted longer. I held the last few
morsels on my tongue, savoring the taste before swallowing it all. I smiled, already looking forward to the next time
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