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Preface: OK, you all know me and as such, you know I always keep you informed of everything that goes on here. I just got through telling you I don't want to do commentary and don't want to look for trouble.

Well, it seems once again, trouble has found me.

This War has Caused a Great Strain on "Danny's Daily's."

For almost a month, the only material on the net has been serious war or Political material. My jokes have been mostly coming from my archives since. I've re-written almost all of them so it wouldn't show. I've purposely NOT run tons of material that I thought might be controversial. Except for "French" jokes. The French are fair game. Screw you French...

Much worse then our own little world, is some poor 19 year old girl, Jessica, who actually had to shoot people and perhaps be shot herself. I cry for her innocence... You just don't know how much I cry for her, that poor dear little girl...

Be that as it may;

I've been getting some hate mail because of my "apparent" pro war stance and have lost some subscribers because of it. I've tried to be very careful about this issue because serious politics is not my venue. Many Politicians are subscribers for exactly that reason.

"Danny's Daily's" is Supposed to be a Haven for Everybody.

That Said: We're not in "Danny's Daily's!" At this moment, we're in "The Dan Daily Sites!"

Remember This?

It was supposed to be a joke: Yeah, a sarcastic joke. That's what I do here!!!

I thought it was funny, but, that issue hit the Arabic speaking sites and I don't want to tell you the shit storm that it caused. Don't you know? They would never do that to the Eiffel Tower. The French are their friends... That alone says volumes about the French, doesn't it?

Now I have pointy headed intellectual types going down an issue point by point illustrating the hidden meaning I place through out the whole page. They say I'm Brilliant! Really...

You People that do this should get a REAL Job!

I'm not that Smart!

You have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!! Hidden meaning my ass! It's a JOKE page Stupid!!!

Still, others say I'm a Bush "plant" and part of some hidden conspiracy. It's Laughable except it's not funny!

Perhaps I did, and Continue to Underestimate the Global Impact my Pages Have

I mean, after all, I'm just one little guy who does a damned joke page! Who really cares about what I do? Apparently, plenty...

Since I've already been accused and convicted of being pro war/ Bush in many peoples eyes; it's time for me to set the record straight:

Sometimes: One Must Stand Forward and be Counted. Folks? I'm Just the Guy...

Ask me how I feel about all this... Thanks for asking, I'll tell you:

For those that never noticed: Everything I publish has an American flag waving at the bottom. Why? Simple: I am an American: Not a German, Polish, Red, White, Purple or French American;

I'm an American! There's nothing hidden about that!

America invented this Internet we so take for granted! Our freedom of speech is the ONLY reason you get this publication at all! I couldn't do this in Iraq. Or, most any other place else in the world. Political satire gets you thrown in the gulag in many places and I won't even mention the "Post Nakeds" in the Members pages! I feel very lucky to have been born here and every damned one of you should be to!

Yes, we can bitch about our country, but, NO ONE ELSE CAN! Yes, we have some assholes in our government, but, they're OUR assholes! America isn't perfect and I make no apologies for being an American.

What is "The" America I won't apologize for? Simple: We are By FAR, the best the world has ever seen! Even my Web Site: That's why you're here... That simple truth is why they hate us so badly, all of em! I say Tough Shit! Sucks to be them doesn't it???

To all You Politicians that have Positioned Yourselves to Politically Gain if the War Goes Bad:

Shame on every one of you! When you were elected you swore an oath to protect the Constitution and the Public Good. If, for whatever reason, you choose personal gain over that, you are guilty of Treason! Maybe not legally, but in your heart. God KNOWS your heart. Heaven help every one of you...

President Bush is a good God fearing man and I don't care if you don't like him!

He doesn't make these decisions lightly

and I wouldn't trade places with him for all the money in the world! THANK GOD! He's our President!!!

To you Anti War Demonstrators that Don't have a Clue:

If you don't like it here; move to Iraq and be treated like cattle! If you won't do that, then bend over and kiss your ass in thanks for being born in a country you can even demonstrate against! I'm not saying you don't have the right to disagree: I am saying you don't have the right to shut down cities or harass people with your hate. And that's exactly what it is, hate. Any excuse to destroy things! You're animals! Find out the facts before you open your mouths and prove to everyone how STUPID you really are!!!

I was amused watching groups of you running over there as "human shields." Then watching you running right back when you found out you might actually get hurt.

Oh my, what a world!

You see, I knew you were coming back before you did; I DO understand you. You showed yourselves for the pansy ass, drug shoot'n, good time rock and roll, tie dyed, yellow bellied, fat, dumb and stupid fat suckers you really are!

You people couldn't fend for yourselves if your lives depended on it and you think you should dictate US Policy? Hah!!!

You're not worthy to smell 19 year old Jessica Lynch's butt hole when she has diarrhea!

Especially you Women!

Any woman that would demonstrate for someone who treats women worse then a camel should be ashamed! It's OK to have your freedom but screw the rest of the women in the world? After all the equal rights your Mothers and Grandmothers fought for in this country? You don't deserve to live here! You make me SICK!!!

Today's "Cheer Up?" For You!

And what are you Marching For?

I'll Bet You Don't Even Know!

You people are vile! I watch your "peace" marches with you lovable characters trashing police cars with clubs and your small children throwing rocks at some poor women in a National Guard uniform.

There are not words in the English language to describe the contempt I have for you people and I'm a MASTER of the English language! It's my business!!!

To all you people who have made fortunes in America and bad mouth it? LEAVE!!! Try sprouting your crap some place else. You won't even make local headlines when they take you away and kill you...

Did You Know?

"President Bush was considering asking for French Army help in Iraq until he heard about some of their new high tech weaponry, for example: A battle tank with 15 reverse gears, encrypted surrender code and a computer-operated day-glo neon white flag that pops out of the cannon whenever enemy troops are detected."

Get it yet? That's a joke, not some hidden conspiracy and it's FUNNY!!!

Did you folks know that a full one third of the French people hope we lose the war?

That's NOT Funny!!!

You French deserve everything you get!

Am I Through? How Much Time do You Have???

Will this rant cost me subscribers? Absolutely. Will it cost me money I so dearly need for the sites? You bet.

Do I care? Sure I do: But not so much as to remain silent. Like I said; sometimes you have to stand up and be counted.

Many have found me guilty already, I might as well give them a real reason!

If the following link offends you. Unsubscribe, don't come back: I really don't care!!!

Then, Ask Me How I Really Feel... LOL

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