The Morning After

So I picks up this broad and scores with her! What do you think she says the next morning?...

At first I was afraid, I was really petrified,
by the ugly wanker that was lying by my side.
I should have drunken less, I would've tried to keep my head,
If I'd known for just one second, I'd be in your crusty bed....

Go, walk out the door,
but I laughed so hard at your small knob I've fallen on the floor.
Your butt's a pimply mess, and it's a broken-out disgrace,
but I'd rather look at that, than at your ugly face!

I want to go, I've got to leave.
Your talk of chicks and football, really makes me want to heave.
I only know I've got to stop drinking the Spirits and the Beer,
cause when I looked at you, you looked like Richard Gere!

Can't believe, that we both shagged,
You should be wearing concrete shoes and gagged.
I'm getting f*cking off right now, I'm jumping on the train,
And I'm not stopping, until your memories down the drain.

I Tell ya, I don't Get No Respect!!!!

No Respect At All...

Please let me go, I really feel quite sick.
The worst sex in the world, and you're such an ugly prick.
I should have really shagged your friend, at least he's got a place.
And now I'm stuck with you, and your face.

It's time to go, run out the door.
You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
I'm going to give up all the booze,
I'm going to give up the fun.
Cause waking up beside your mug,
Just makes me want to be a nun.

I can't believe, that we both shagged
You should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged.
I'm getting f*cking off right now, I'm jumping on the train.
And I'm not stopping, until your memories down the drain...

No Respect At All...