Danny's Daily's

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I'm Happily Addicted to the Web

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin,'
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin.'
I'm happy - although,
My boss let me go.
I'm Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking.
There's a beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week.
I'm Happily addicted to the Web.

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered DannysDailys-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes.
Who cares if someday,
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

I Don't Phone, Don't Send Faxes,
Don't Go Out, Don't Pay Taxes.
Who Cares if Someday,
They Drag Me Away?
I'm Happily Addicted to the Web!

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I'm Happily Addicted to the Web