Frosty the Blowman was a horny, happy soul, with a corncob dick a button nose, and two balls made of coal.

Frosty the Blowman is a fairy tale they say, 
he was made of snow, but the children know 
how he came to screw one day. 

There must of been some magic in that silk thong they found,
for when they placed it up his crack, he began to dance around.

   Frosty the Blowman was aroused as he could be,
and the children say he could touch and play
just the same as you and me.

   Frosty the Blowman knew that he was hot that day,   so he said lets run and we'll have some fun, now before I melt away. 

Down to the village with a broomstick in his ass, 
running here and there, all around the square and was passing blowman gas. 

He led them down the streets of town right to a bank of snow, 
he made them get down on their knees and then he hollered BLOW! 

Frosty the Blowman had to hurry on his way, 
but he waved good-bye saying don't you cry
I'll be back to screw someday!!

Humpity hump hump, humpity hump hump, 
look at Frosty go! 
Humpity hump hump, humpity hump hump,
with his mama down below!