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If You're Happy and You Know it, Bomb Iraq

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq,
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
And the bank takes back your Audi,
And the TV shows are bawdy, Bomb Iraq.
Bomb Iraq.

If the weapons scandals growin,' bomb Iraq,
And your ties to them are showin,' bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun is smokin,'
We don't care, and we're not jokin,'
That Saddam will soon be croakin,'
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq,
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
And to hell with the elections.
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq,
The clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing,
But the Winds of War are Blowing,
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old Daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little Laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no, would look like treason,
It's the Hussein hunting season.
And we have a damned good reason,
Bomb Iraq.

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